(drink your coffee black - there might not always be cream/sugar)
(unlock the drivers side as they walk around from unlocking your door)
(a painting looks better if you take a few steps back and squint)
(music sounds better LOUD)
(pretend to tie your shoes when a cop is around, so they can't see your face)
(a painting looks better if you take a few steps back and squint)
(music sounds better LOUD)